2014 was a very good year for movies, a very good year for TV, and a very good year for me (writing and health wise. I finished my first draft and started my second). To recap this past year on the blog, I will post links to my favorite posts from my favorite blogger… ME.
Yep. That’s right. It’s a clip show. Everybody’s doing them, so why shouldn’t I.
“Honoring yourself, my lord, it’s like watching you masturbate.”
When I started this blog, back in 2011, all the experts said that I should streamline it down to one specific theme. Find my audience, so to speak.They also said to post on a set schedule. But as always I said screw all that and did whatever the hell I wanted to do.
I can’t live by your rules, man!
Instead Mel Rook & the 7 Deadly Sins has become a place to post whatever I like when I like. And if that’s not what the experts like. Screw them. They don’t read my blog.
I promise to give you guys more of what YOU like.
“And what exactly is THAT?”
Maybe you want more poetry and more short stories. I promise those will return in the new year. I plan to post the first chapter of my book online but only for the people who want to read it. (Soon as I figure out how to password protect it and then I’ll just give out the password to anyone who wants to read it)
Maybe you want more photos from around the block. I promise to get outside more in 2015, possibly even out of my neighborhood (I haven’t been to Brooklyn in a while). More photos in 2015. (I know I said that last year but this year I mean it)
Some people like my autobiographical musings, the more personal stuff. And you should know I will always find ways to reveal too much information about myself in the most fun ways possible. But only if it’s creatively interesting. This isn’t a diary.
But rest assured, there will be tons of TV reviews and loads of movie reviews and ton-loads of DVD reviews …and music …and trailers …and surprises and all of that. So…
(Or at least that’s the plan)
But here are my top five favorite posts by me from 2014. with my top ten personal faves marked… so it’s a top five in each category and a top ten at the same time. (So yes. Once again, I’m trying to please everyone)
I hope you enjoy it.
To the list…
2014 was a fantastic year for movies but I didn’t get out to the theater as much as I wanted. The experts say, (those guys again) that if I want to review movies, I should do them one at a time and include a plot synopsis and all that stuff. But again I said screw that. I’ll do them 5…6…7 at a time and make them quick and painless. You want to know the plot, rent the movie… go to Wikipedia.
I can’t live by your rules, man!
Best Picture 2013 Part 1 (PERSONAL FAVE)
American Hustle, Wolf of Wall Street, 12 Years a Slave, Her
6 Quick Reviews of 6 DVD Releases in June
The Machine, Non-Stop, The Grand Budapest Hotel, The LEGO Movie, Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa, Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
5 Quick Reviews of 5 DVD in July (and One Rant) (PERSONAL FAVE)
A Million Ways to Die in the West, Winter’s Tale, Bad Words, The Raid 2, Transcendence, Jodorowsky’s Dune
5 Quick Reviews in September (The Return of the Quick Review)
Godzilla, The Fault in Our Stars, How to Train Your Dragon 2, Neighbors, The Signal, Transformers: Age of Extinction, Snowpiercer
5 Quick Reviews of 5 New DVD Releases for December 2014 (PERSONAL FAVE)
Frank, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Maze Runner, This is Where I Leave You, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
“This whole thing is just a little self-indulgent. Dontcha know.”
At the start of 2014 I took on a monumental task; to list 100 worthy TV shows in ten categories. I called it My Top Ten TV Mega Post in Ten Parts. It’s still going on. And once again I found it hard to stick to the rules (even the ones I set for myself).
And here I couldn’t just pick five. So I listed them all.
I can’t live by my own rules, man… um… Mel
TV Mega Post Part 1 (New Shows)
This was the first one. Not the best list but a bunch of these shows turned out to be amazing. I’m proud of it.
TV Mega Post Part 2 (Imports)
TV Mega Post Part 3 (Cable Comedies & Cartoons)
TV Mega Post Part 4 (Premium Comedies)
TV Mega Post Part 5 (What The Hell Happened to the Sitcom?) (PERSONAL FAVE)
This became a rant about TV sitcoms when three of my favorites were cancelled right before I posted it.
TV Mega Post Part 6 (Variety Shows)
I posted this a few days before Joan Rivers died and didn’t have the heart to edit it.
TV Mega Post Part 7 (Broadcast Dramas) (PERSONAL FAVE)
TV Mega Post Part 8 (Cable Dramas)
The last two installments are coming soon. I promise.
Poetry, Personal and Miscellaneous:
I really need to update my computer.
Again those experts are fond of saying that I should not reveal too much about myself and about my personal life. That somehow I should be ashamed. Well of course I’m ashamed. I’m a shameful dude. I’m embarrassed by how often I use the word dude. But sitting quietly in my shame does no one any good. So, if posting about my life makes just one person feel better while making five thousand other people embarrassed for me… it was all worth it. And I can do my happy dance. So once again I say to the experts…
I can’t live by your rules, man!
The Littlest Psychopath (PERSONAL FAVE)
I like this story. It’s a condensed, somewhat fictionalized version of the author’s childhood. I cry every time I read it. I can’t wait for the sequel.
7 Times a Movie Saved My Life (PERSONAL FAVE)
I really like movies and when I realized that there was a movie at the center of most of my major life decisions, changes and memories. I had to share them.
The Wind and The Water (for Maya)
A poem for Maya Angelou
What She Said
A poem for a former friend
Top Ten Bisexual TV Characters (PERSONAL FAVE)
Not really a TV post but a fun list of my favorite Bisexual TV characters. But since I posted it, early this year, the list has grown. I smell a sequel.
Photos from Around the Block:
Looking at these dates, it seems like Photos from Around the Block is a summer job. I didn’t get out of the house much this year. I did a lot of writing. I moved my treadmill into the living room. So I still did a lot of walking. I just didn’t go anywhere. But if I made New Year’s resolutions (I don’t), mine would be to get out of the house at least once a week in 2015. I know that doesn’t sound like much but I can go months without seeing the sun.
I declare 2015 will be the year of the sun.
The Return of the Photos from Around the Block May 4
Down at the Park
Return TWO May 17 (PERSONAL FAVE)
This was my favorite from this year.
Slight Return July 20
This sign doesn’t work at all.
The Walking Returns August 6
The Return of the More August 19 (PERSONAL FAVE)
And that my friends is the best of the blog for 2014.
It has been a pleasure to share the things in my head and my heart with all of you.
Have a happy and prosperous new year everyone.