The TV mega post has taken a turn for the difficult (I hate sitcoms). So instead of wracking my brain to come up with sitcoms (that are still on the air… R.I.P. Community gone too soon), here’s the list I promised you guys after the first installment.
My top ten favorite bisexual TV characters.
The rules are simple.
1) The character should be seen having sex with both men and women on the show (or at least it’s strongly implied).
2) I have to like the show they’re on. and
3) The character has to be sexy.
To the list…
THE SUPERNATURAL MONSTERS
Sex with these two just might kill you, but oh what a beautiful death.
Eric Northman (The Vampire) from True Blood (HBO)
On a show with no shortage of bisexual characters (I like to call it bisexual softcore splatter porn… but that’s just me), Eric Northman’s insatiable lust for sex is only matched by his thirst for blood. A fan favorite from the first season, his character has evolved from being a sexy bad guy to being a sexy good guy to being a sexy badass.
He shows up a lot on my blog so needless to say… I want to do bad things with him.
Bo Dennis (The Succubus) from Lost Girl (SyFy)
Bo on top
This is Bo Dennis (the one on top).
And here she is on the bottom
Bo has to be careful not to drain all the energy from her lovers. It would kill them. She’s a badass succubus. She uses sexual energy to survive and to heal. She’s the star of the fantastic Canadian show Lost Girl. She leaves a trail of bodies behind her.
She’s so freaking sexy, the queue to be her next victim circles around the block.
THE DRAMATIC BAD-BOYS
These two powerful, sexy and well-dressed bad-boys are not to be fucked with.
Nolan Ross (The Hacker) from Revenge (ABC)
Nolan Ross, best friend of Amanda…. Emily… um Amanda, is a tech genius and master of disguise, who may not intimidate physically but will fuck your shit up with a computer.
Nolan and his boyfriend
He likes boys.
Nolan and his girlfriend
He likes girls.
Nolan in Disguise
He likes disguises. Nolan is cool. Nolan is sexy.
Frank Underwood (The Powerbroker) from House of Cards (Netflix)
Frank Underwood is an elected official with a thirst for power on the Netflix series House of Cards. No spoilers. No spoilers. Some people still haven’t gotten around to it..
“You’d better not spoil a thing.”
But I have to spoil this one little thing in order to justify putting him on this list…
Frank loves his wife.
Frank loves his wife.
Frank loves his bodyguard
Frank loves his bodyguard.
Frank loves Zoe
But most of all… Frank loves power. Frank is evil. Frank is sexy.
THE SCI-FI HOTTIES
These two hotties will screw anything that moves. Just don’t fall in love.
Oberyn Martell (The Prince) from Game of Thrones (HBO)
Prince Oberyn Martell is a well-dressed renown fighter from the HBO show Game of Thrones. He sauntered his well-dressed ass onto the screen in season four and quickly became a fan favorite for his fighting skills, badassness, and sexual appetite.
“Take off your clothes.”
He likes it all.
Oberyn and Ellaria and a whore (she is not timid)
And so does his lady, Ellaria Sand. They were the sexiest bisexual couple in Westeros. Quite possibly on TV (depending on who Eric Northman is banging). I hate to see him go.
Jack Harkness (The Captain) from Doctor Who & Torchwood (BBC)
“Are you female or male? Oh who cares. Let’s fuck.”
Captain Jack became a fan favorite when he first appeared on the BBC hit Doctor Who and quickly earned a spin-off show called Torchwood. He won us over with his gorgeous smile and his cool-as-hell overcoat. His flirty bravado and his swashbuckling style.
Captain Jack is hot
Captain Jack is hot.
Jack and Ianto… (heart breaking).
Captain Jack was real hot. But unfortunately Torchwood didn’t last. I hated to see him go.
THE PRISON BITCHES
These women leave a path of sexual and physical destruction wherever they go.
Nancy Botwin (The Dealer) from Weeds (SHO)
Nancy sells that MILF weed.
Nancy Botwin is the main character of the Showtime comedy Weeds. A sexy mother of three who manipulates men and women alike with her sexuality and love of danger. She starts off as a minor weed dealer and quickly builds a drug empire, leaving broken hearts and broken bodies in her wake. She’s bad to the bone and sexy to the core.
Nancy behind bars
I can’t officially call her bisexual but she did have a prison fling. So, she makes the list for her sexy time behind bars. The opposite to her exception being next on the list.
Piper Chapman (The Smuggler) from Orange is the New Black (Netflix)
Piper behind bars
Piper Chapman is the main character in the Netflix comedy Orange is the New Black. A sexy bride-to-be who goes to prison for an old drug smuggling charge. She is also manipulative and gets her way with a carefully placed flirty smile.
Still behind bars
There has been only one season. So I don’t know if Piper is a lesbian who was in denial for a little bit or bisexual. However she’s slept with men on the show and she’s slept with women on the show, so that qualifies her for this list.
Piper and Alex
Like Nancy, I’m going to call her bisexual. It’s more fun that way.
THE EVIL ALIENS
These women will fuck you, kill you or both. They just haven’t decided yet.
Number Six (The Cylon) from Battlestar Galactica (SyFy)
“Baltar. I want to have a three-way with D’anna.” “Oh. Alright. You’ve convinced me.”
Number Six is a Cylon from the space opera Battlestar Galactica. One of the first Cylons to show themselves to the enemy. She was deep undercover (in more ways than one).
“Would you destroy the world for me?” “You’re damn right I would… oh you’re serious.”
Not actually one single character, Cylon model Number Six are the ultimate femme fatale. Sexy assassin. terrorist. spy and temptress, they don’t know why they love sex so much. They just do. Sex with men, women. And sex with other Cylons.
Mirror Kira Nerys (The intendant) from Deep Space Nine (Synd)
Major Kira Nerys
Kira Nerys is a major on Deep Space Nine. A Bajoran, a badass but not evil. However in the mirror universe (bare with me. it’s a Star Trek thing), Kira Nerys was the Intendant of Terak Nor Station (DS9). A Bajoran, a badass, a bisexual and completely bad to the bone.
Mirror Kira Nerys
Mirror Universe Star Trek is the best because all the characters are so much sexier.
And that’s ten bisexual characters… but wait there’s more. I also have two sexy fan fiction (and fan art) favorites to add… because I can.
THE FAN FICTION FAVES
Seven of Nine (The Borg) from Star Trek Voyager (UPN)
“I am… what the Borg would call… Very hot.”
Seven of Nine is a liberated Borg drone from Star Trek Voyager. She joined the Voyager crew and quickly became a fan favorite. She had romances with male crew members but the sexual tension between her and Janeway was palpable and inspired tons of fan fiction.
“Seven, can I see you in my ready room?” “Are you ready for me, captain?”
And I’m inclined to agree.
Princess Xena (The Warrior) from Xena: Warrior Princess (Synd)
Xena with a sword.
Xena was a character from Hercules (and her own show) who may have been a demigod but was definitely a badass. She had romances with gods and demigods alike but her relationship with Gabrielle was understood by most fans of the show as more than just friends and it also inspired tons of sexy fan fiction.
“We’re not about to kiss, Gabby.” “Oh yes we are.” “No we’re not.” ” Yes we are.”
Okay, now that’s twelve. Which is quite enough bisexual for one post. One for every month of the year (or hours on a clock if you’re a fast worker). This was a fun list to compile and I hope you liked it.
I didn’t include Sherlock because it was never confirmed that he liked men. He has sex with women on the show and in the beginning they assumed he was gay but they were mistaken and the John Watson / Sherlock Holmes (JohnLock) fan fiction is just wrong.
See you guys next time,